Vivid

Rating: FOUR "She Kills Me. Who? What You Gotta Ask?" BUSTED NUTS

You know what kind of shit I hate? I hate how every time they got some sort of "negro-themed" vid that they gotta use suchlike street slang so that in case we ain't noticed all of that cock we KNOW it's a black-based joint. See? Just like that? "Black-based JOINT"? Like any time white folks gotta deal with black folks they got to use a translatometer that takes their motherfuckingly o-fay attempts at generating authenticity all the more fucking lame for how completely it fails.

YOU SEE HER?!?!? YOU SEE HER???? BOTTOM LEFT!!! WOOOO WEEE!!!. GODDAMN IT!!!

This video is a walking talking testament to that shit and yeah, the perps are those poohbutts at Vivid who, despite their aggressive attempts to fuck this up, just can't. They just can't. All on account of "Cinderella." We call her Cinderella because they don't even bother to put much on the box other than her picture. Her name is a single name, HONEY, with no last name identifier and outside of her pic on the bottom left hand of the box there's nothing. Outside of her scene with MR. MARCUS that even HE has to admit, has caused him to bust his nut as near to premature as he's ever going to get.

I mean a bitch like that make me want to jump back and take off...my watch and rings.

Sooooo, nice. Sooooooooo nice....like a fucking chunk o' caramel. One look at her and I want to lay down my antenna and go back to church.

Lord, Jesus Christ I have sinned.

You're goddamned right, I have.

Anyways, extra points for SURRENDER's scene wherein she decides she's had enough of multiple cocks in her mouth half way through and just shuts the fuck down and Marcus looks into the camera as she toddles off and says, "shit. she knew what the job was when she took it." Spoken like a true pimp. -- CORNHOLIO

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