Evil Angel

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "A Whole Lot Of Tits & Cocks & The Men Who Suck Them" BUSTED NUTS

Throwing around bold statements like "Good to the last drop!" and "Quality you can taste!" NACHO VIDAL, besides having a great name, also knows how to sell a DVD filled with sex the average joe would hate. Well fuck average joe and fuck his average taste in bumping average uglies. This is sex for real men!

...you know, the kind who like to suck cock in addition to fake tits or the kind that like to watch other men suck cock and fake tits while feverishly jacking off into a tissue...three times.

YES, YES...SHE'S A FINE, FINE, "WOMAN". A FINE, FINE "WOMAN" WITH A COCK IN HER MOUTH. NOPE, NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT AAAAATTTTT ALL.

BUT, seeing as there are plently a cock sucker walking around wanting to suck cock AND fake tits, that includes me, there's no shame in actually...you know, declaring your love for sucking cock and fake tits.

I'm THE FLYING FUCKING DUTCHMAN and I love sucking cock and fake tits.

So all is fair game up to a certain point, that point being all the fucking close ups of man-wanting-to-be-woman ass and all the manly blemishes they're adorned with. If there's no ass fucking, I don't want to see no fucking ass!

Watching some fag sucking she-male cock is one of the greatest things in porn and I can't get enough of it, but when I see another man-wanting-to-be-woman ass and all the manly blemishes it's adorned with then I will go fucking crazy!

-I love how every guy with no fake tits in this movie is being treated like a fucking whore by fucking whores WITH fake tits and bad accents.

-I love how there is no ass fucking in this movie (yes, VINNIE, I know that doesn't make me any less of a homosexual)

-I love how at least FIVE of the she-males almost look like proper whores instead of men trying to be whores.

-I love cock

Wait, never fucking mind. NACHO VIDAL, I salute you! -- THE FLYING FUCKING DUTCHMAN

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