But first this...a heart-warming tale of one man's journey into making some kid's christmas a little happier this year...a mini-interview with ITALIAN SAL. Concerned citizen, charitable giver and now...toy designer!!!
SKULLGAME: So, ah, toy design, eh?
ITALIAN SAL: Yes. It just seemed like it was time. Time, that is, to bring the world a little bit of my world vis a vis my new urban collection.
SG: So what do you have? It looks like a little doll. But what are those marks?
IS: Those are track marks, VINNIE. You see, MY LITTLE JUNKIE keeps pace with what kids want these days...what everybody seems to want these days: REALITY toy design.
MY LITTLE PROTOTYPE OF MY LITTLE JUNKIE
SG: Well does she do anything?
IS: You mean outside of stealing shit, turning tricks, getting busted by Malibu Ken Cop Fag, and sleeping until noon?
SG: Yes.
IS: No.
NOT TO BE OUTDONE CORNHOLIO HAS REQUESTED THAT WE MENTION HIS NEW PIMP-O-LEE LINE OF DELICIOUS, NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST FOODS
AND NOW WE HAVE.
SNOOP DOGG DOESN'T HUMP PILE HOOCHIE. HE DOESN'T THINK.
OH MAN. THEY A BITCH TO HOUSE BREAK TOO...
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- A woman, whom normal and gainful employ has eluded, and whom SNOOP DOGG has accused of trying to extort $5 million in food stamps from him, is now suing the rapper for a sexual assault that he apparently promised her and failed to deliver on.
In papers filed on Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the woman claims that after a January 2003 taping of late-night talk show "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Snoop Dogg -- real name Calvin Broadus -- and several associates promised to rape her in his dressing room.
She alleges when she was drinking and drugging she had been led to believe she would also be sexually assaulted by Snoop, 32, and four other men. The suit names Broadus, TV network ABC, comedian JIMMY KIMMEL's show and ABC's parent company, the Walt Disney Company as defendants and seeks $25 million in damages.
Snoop Dogg sued the accuser in December, accusing her of trying to extort $5 million from him to keep her allegations secret. He is now, in the interest of justice, making court motions to deliver on aforementioned hog polling. With video cameras and unpaid cab rides "the fuck outta here," after the gangshag is concluded. A ruling is expected next Monday.
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!!
TOTALLY RIPPING FUCKING PIECE OF ASS STUCK WITH PRICK NAMED BILLY "I AM A FAG WHO WANTS TO RUIN EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD" ZANE
NOTE TO KELLY BROOKS: BILLY ZANE IS A COCK-BLOCKING WITHOLDING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
-- SIGNED, AMERICA
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Actor BILLY ZANE has lost his battle with movie-makers after demanding his girlfriend KELLY BROOK's naked scenes be cut from their latest film, "Three." Although the British banghole's original contract stipulated she would bare all in several fucking jiz-driven nude scenes, Zane took action to have them restricted, according to the New York Post. Because, according to CARMINE ROSE, "he's a total Jew fag."
When it was pointed out that Zane was not in fact Jewish, Carmine was overheard to mutter, "so?"
In any case the couple fell into a cock-sucking, ass-jamming lust that they chose to call love on the set of the forthcoming movie about, leastways as we can make out, her tits and ass -- in which they both star -- last summer.
A source says, "At first Kelly and Billy were fine with everything, she was happily getting naked and we were happily watching her get naked, along with all the other dues-paying members of Teamsters 280 -- but then they started "dating."
"After that he kicked up a huge fag fuss about the nudity and started trying to block those scenes. It got really ugly. The producers had to call in lawyers and threaten him and Kelly. That Brit shit stain is a ballbuster of the highest order."
However, the jealous star was forced to give in after producers told him the movie would be canceled -- and a costly lawsuit would follow -- if he didn't comply with her, and our need, to get fucking naked nudity, reports The Post.
We await the flick on bootleg-Nigerian street salesman DVD anyday now.
ANIMAL THUG RETURNS...WITH HIS GHETTO GUIDE TO MAKING IT TO THE WEEKEND
CONDOM? NAHHHH...YOU WERE JUST WORKING A PRETTY CLEAN CORNER, RIGHT BABYDOLL?...SO, UH, I'M COOL...
10) Don’t say “What are you gonna do, shoot me?” When someone is robbing you at gun point.
9) Don’t play with circus elephants.
8) Don’t mix Tequila and Heroin.
7) Don’t stop taking your medication or hang out with some one who stops taking their medication. (Unless it is Zoloft, in which case you should NEVER take your medication in the first palce).
6) Don’t forget what happened in “A Clockwork Orange” when people let strangers into their house late at night.
5) Don’t flash the meatloaf (your money roll) in the hood.
4) Don’t mock Mother Nature.
3) Don’t listen to Judas Priest or Ozzy Osbourne records backwards.
2) Don’t have sex with a woman that insists, despite the fact that she has hair on her knuckles and a huge Adam’s apple, that the only reason she wants to have anal sex is because she feels “not so fresh down there.”
and finally for all aspiring porn sluts...
1) Don’t go to Mexico for a “better deal on plastic surgery.”
Thank you. Thank you very much.
