West Coast Productions

Rating: TWO "Just Like Frosted Lucky Charms" BUSTED NUTS

I believe it IS possible to actually make an even worse porn film than this one. Moreover, if you get endlessly excited by just seeing bums moving about, then I guess you will definitely get what you want/need, cause there is bums left, right and center for you here.

"IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER OVER YET?!?!" ASHLEY FOX WONDERS ALOUD WHAT WE ARE ONLY THINKING.

Bums don’t really do all that much for me though, well……that is, woman’s bums are of no interest to me, and what remains of the film…when you take away all the bums…..or ASSES as I guess I should refer to them for American audiences, is nothing but assliciously boring boring boring.

It is painfully repetitive, and even though I was skipping through the film like I had the hiccups, I still couldn’t wait for it to finish, and to be honest I got the feeling that the girls, or as Vinnie advised me to call them, "ho's", kind of felt the same way. The ooooohs and the aaaahs were never-ending and extremely lacking in a certain amount of enthusiasm that spoke of something, anything other than the looming presence of the 1st and 15th.

And then in the spirit of insult and injury there was this one girl Ashley, she walks in...sits down on the sofa and proclaims that she is soooo horny!!!! Kind of her to inform us of her state as she sure could have fooled me. And the guys…the guys! They were simply far too preoccupied with being “cool” whilst fucking, an inherently UNcool activity, and were actually posing! I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if one of them proclaimed had said “look! No hands!” In fact I'd have preferred that.

No…this was BAD especially if by bad you mean excessively employing the zoom feature on the camera. If I had paid money for this I would probably accuse MR. SPUNKY of fucking with our heads…. And perhaps he is. -- ANGEL BABY

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