Platinum X Pictures

Rating: THREE "Espousing Evil" BUSTED NUTS

We here in the Metal Wing of Casa Skull – the fastest growing faction in the house, may we add, and moreover highly immune to general and continuing accusations of total gayness on the part of everyone else here who laughs and laughs at our contention that such a gay club exists – are into Evil. [I actually wrote that last part. About them being gay and all. -- VINNIE]

That’s with a capital “E.” So when the marriage of our two favorite things, Evil and porn, comes together, it’s reason for raising the horns, both Satanic and libidinal.

The Spawn of Satan’s Lust here is LARA STEVENS, whose demonic possession literally leaps out of the screen. Need proof? See below.

SEE? SEE?!?! NOPE? HMMM...NEITHER DID WE REALLY. CUTE PHOTO THOUGH.

Like the Hell Mouth depicted in Albrecht Durer’s work, an open maw of a monster that springs from the ground, unleashing flames and demons, so is Stevens’ gaping asshole.

But the video is about big, natural bosoms, which is cool if you’re into lots of flopping flesh. Quality is sacrificed a bit for quantity here. Which brings us to SAMMIE RHODES. She’s been on a ton of box covers, which has given us ample looks at her lopsided boobage. Meh...

What was I saying?... Oh, yeah... EVIL!!!! -- STEELY ROB

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