"Did these motherfuckers tell you I was CRAZY?!?! Sure, sure they did. Yeah, I'm crazy alright...Listen tell me something: if I was crazy would I be fucking THIS?!?!?
MY GODDAMNED POINT EXACTLY.
You see?!!? I'm fine. Just fine. I been gone. But I'm back and right as rain now. Pearly rain, but rain nonetheless. Oily, coconutty and pearly rain, but still rain. Of some sort. I AM AN EJACULATION!!! FEAR ME!!! FEAR ME!!!
So now let the insulting and hurtful games begin!!!
KATE MOSS DUMPS IRISH JUNKIE; A NATION SHOCKED...THAT HE AIN'T ALSO AN ALCOHOLIC
WHERE'S THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY SHIT?!?!
LONDON (SkullGame) -- "Troubled" "rocker" "Irish" PETE "Petey Irish" DOHERTY, mere moments after getting matching tattoos with the girl who put the HEROIN in HEROIN chic, has been dumped by his supermodel girlfriend, the girl who put the HEROIN in HEROIN chic, KATE MOSS -- in a move that shocked everyone who imagined these two would for sure grow old together.
Party-loving Moss ended her brief romance with the former Libertines frontman, a self-confessed CRACK and HEROIN addict, because his hedonistic lifestyle is too "wild" for her liking. (Translation: she likes that he likes to get high, but doesn't like that he doesn't like to buy that with which he gets high.)
Doherty and Moss began seeing each other at her 31st birthday party earlier this month. According to British newspaper the Sun, Moss told friends the reason for the split was because: "He's just too wild. I can't take any more of it. Especially if by "it" you mean him taking half of my shit."
Moss' parents joined friends including Jude Law's ex-wife Sadie Frost in warning their daughter to stay away from the troubled rocker, writes the publication. An insider says, "Kate's parents were deeply concerned about this relationship. As far as they are concerned they were a dangerous mix. Like oil and oil."
MIKE PIAZZA GOES TO EXTRAORDINARILY GAY LENGTHS TO PROVE HE'S NOT GAY: HE MARRIED A WOMAN. SKULLGAME IS NOT FOOLED.
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NOTHING GAY AT ALL ABOUT ONE MAN TALKING TO ANOTHER MAN. ABOUT A WEEKEND JUST, UM, FISHING & FUNNING. OH, AND FELLATING.
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Baseball superstar and notorious gay bait MIKE PIAZZA and former Playboy pin-up, professional beard and "Baywatch" star ALICIA RICKTER are set to wed on Saturday while the entire tri-boro area mouthed the words "YEAH" to soon be followed by "RIGHT."
ALICIA RICKT.....WHATEVER....
The couple will spend part of their honeymoon fixing up their new home in Manhattan -- just down the street from pal Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' sprawling New York home -- where neither of them have any actual intention of sharing a conjugal sleeping arrangement that might lead to heterosexual intercourse.
Rickter played Carrie Sharp in both "Baywatch" and the spin-off "Baywatch Hawaii."
SKULLGAME'S MOST-REQUESTED FEATURE: ASK A GUY WHO HATES YOU!!!
YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING. ASSHOLE.
DEAR "GUY WHO HATES YOU": I am a friend of this woman that I work with. I have been pursuing a romantic/sexual relationship with her for about six months. I have hinted in every possible way my intentions short of pulling out my penis, any ideas? -- KARL M.
GREAT. JUST FUCKING GREAT.
DEAR DESPERATE TREMBLING HOMO: I think that dating a woman where you work is a great idea. I know how few women there are out there already in the world… and if you could spend time with one whilst at work you’re already ahead as far as time management is concerned. You could even take up a hobby with all the free time you will have, say…basket weaving. Yeah yeah, that's it. You could even weave yourself up a home when you fall behind on your rent and end up living on the street panhandling. Oh yes, it will be great indeed… when the non-stop sex in the copy room transitions into baleful glares in the hallway and onto you moving your furniture into storage and your shopping cart into an alleyway.
Do you get where I am going with this? Good.
