Evil Angel

Rating: ONE "Are You Scared Now? What About Now? What About Now?" BUSTED NUTS

God, I love sadomasochism. It really is the fucking bomb. The rubber, the sweaty, itchy and creaking rubber. The chains, nipple clamps and cock-vice. I mean, show me a hot babe, that’s fine, but show me a hot babe whilst I am hammering a nail through my dick, and we are cooking with gas!

LILIANE TIGER...COMPLETE WITH SCARY, EURO-Y, BONDAGE TATTOO...AHHHHHH!!!! RUN!!! RUN!!!!!!!

I love this DVD for many, many reasons. The first scene for example, set in an abandoned railway yard...all those rusty chains, dusty bolts and the very real danger of tetanus, lockjaw and/or terminal fright due to the large number of um, industrial things around! Plus it features a sexy minx in full rubber regalia, including gimp mask getting fisted by another sexy minx, sadly without gimp mask.

Christopher Clark is obviously a fucking genius but next time let’s have both girls in gimp masks! Yeah! By the way what is it about gimp masks that is so arousing? The fact the woman can be any old haggard slag? Or that it reminds me of Ving Rhames getting ass jammed by some crazed redneck in Pulp Fiction? I think it’s both! And the second scene simply oozes with pure class, a mysterious frenchman, the guy with the weird face from the goonies and a fully gimped out sex crazed slut!

Can it get much better?

It can when I tell you that the goonie is wearing incontinence pants! The carpet is leopard skin too! There’s simply too many wonderful details to go into here, all you squares who settle for boring porn, with oral sex and vaginal sex, this DVD will crush your little, tiny, repressed world. You won’t even be able to handle it. It’s too OUT there for you. It probably won’t even allow for a single busted nut. And then you will probably write a really sarcastic review about it. -- ENGLISH BOB

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