Platinum X Pictures
Rating: THREE "Malt Liquor Chic" BUSTED NUTS
In the usual SkullGame palaver, the word "fashion" is followed immediately by the word "fucking" and then a little later on "victim." Come to think of it, mixing SkullGame with whatever the fuck usually leaves victims in its wake. Like a goddamned Tsunami of love. Or coconut oil. Or lovely, coconutty oil.
The same oil I smear on everything that I see in your car that's gonna touch your lips: chapstick, lipsticks and/or toothbrushes. But I kid. Not about THIS but generally I might kid. Like when I tell you your goddamned car is fixed.
Hahahaha....ha.
I GET THE VERY, VERY STRONG SENSE THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO HER. SOMETHING....SOMETHING INVOLVING SEMEN.
Anyways, you might think from the title that a bunch of runaway runway waifs had discovered their true calling. But upon inspection, quite a few of them have more meat on the bone than your average model. RENEE PORNERO, I'm trying not to look at YOU. But not necessarily a bad thing, if you're SHYANA KNIGHT. Her scene exposes the subplot of this flick, one that is sure to rock the fashion world to its fucking fruity foundations. JOHN STRONG gets to pork her puss, but then, get this: when it's time for her double vaginal, who does he call? BRIAN PUMPER!
Hear that? It's the sound of 10,000 latent homosexual porn viewers pausing mid-stroke, expecting, no doubt, MICHAEL STEFANO to be the dick opposite Mr. Strong. Must have been some sort of fashion-related falling out between the two cock-dockers, maybe a disagreement over whether to wax or shave each other's teabags. I've seen those two together too much for my tastes, and still
can't figure it out. When was the last time any of you readers were taking down some tail, and thought, "Hey, I should call my buddy, so that we can both pump her puss at the same time, rub nuts, and maybe I'll grab his junk, just by accident"? Further still, is Strong's choice of prong partner designed to arouse jealousy in his steady Stefano?
Can't fathom any of it, and Pumper looks a little confused over the whole thing, as well. John will tell him, "It doesn't make you gay, dude, just enjoy the ride." Truer words have been said.
And Stefano, he's looking lost and unsure in his scene with
SATIVA ROSE and TYLA WYNN. He's all consumed with his recent breakup. Once again, who among you felt like two women for your one tool was a bad ratio? "I wish my lover John was here to share this with me and rub nuts together." The two veteran sluts maintain their composure, and guide the forlorn Stefano through his scene. Oh, man, he's got it rough. -- JIMMY THE G
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