Kick Ass Productions

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Totally Jewerrific" BUSTED NUTS

If we said it once, we said it 1000 times. Possibly to refute the rabid and virulent antisemitism of PERRY the GREEK. Or Heinrich Bimmler. But we love them Jew broads. Case in point: JESSICA DARLIN. Now we don't know for a fact that she's a member of the tribe. But we do know that she certainly fucks like it. Like, like, like she's about to make some unleavened bread or something, Jessica is clearly a chosen fuckaholic and goddamned it if it don't show and show in a way that turns fuckaholicism into a contagious disease.

JESSICA DARLIN? WHY, YES, SHE IS!

And lest you think we're some version of fan boy know this: we saw her up close (tiny girl) and personal (with not the greatest skin) at AVN looking for all the world like chicks that we banged and don't call back but it still didn't matter: she gives great vid.

By? Why, by fucking like she actually likes to fuck.

So despite this flicks lame as it ever was story conceits--veganism, riot grrlism, real estateism and some MARY CAREY-esque militarism--Jessica carries the day. Especially if by carry the day you mean drain my balls dry. -- VINNIE ROSE

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