Red Light District

Rating: FIVE "Ching Chang Leroy's Wang" BUSTED NUTS

I know lots of fucking black dicks. There's that scanless motherfucking Negro ERIC CARMEN who by my count still owes me 2 G's. And I ain't talking about Gangsters. Then there's VAUGHN WILLIAMS who snubbed me when he thought he was going pro (welcome to high school coaching, motherfucker). And then there was CRAIG SPEAR and what?

Well maybe I goddamned SHOULD watch the movie first.

OK, OK, I'm back. My fucking mistake. You see whilst I thought this vid was about BLACK dicks, it's really about black DICKS. All the difference in the world. And while director DAVID LUGER has churned out enough shit that it's caused the untimely demise of not one, but TWO SkullGame writers over the extendedly wrangled BUSTED NUTS decision sessions, with this one he redeems himself like he was trying to win an award or something.

AND AN HOUR LATER? THAT'S RIGHT...YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR MORE PUSSY

Either that or there's just about nothing as cool as watching Asian broads get banged by big black fucking mambo snakes. I mean think about it. It's like that Chevy I'm building: fitting the smallest car with the biggest engine I could find. Likewise, packing prick into girls that you know ain't faking it when they squeal in delight (pain? discomfort?), makes all the difference in the world. It's the ANTI-GIRL-ON-GIRL-DOTE.

Case in fucking point: KIWI LING. And the cocks that belong to MSSRS. BRIAN PUMPER and BYRON LONG.

Picture that broad from FLYING BITCHES, CROUCHING COOZE getting gang shagged by 17 inches of angry cock and you've got a close approximation of this flick's piece de asstance.

Sort of weird seeing DARREN JAMES but we're convinced that he, like STAGLIANO, has a long life of condom-filled fucking ahead of him, just not on film, so nothing will soften my tool or tendency of giving this every single of my available and now thoroughly busted nuts. -- VINNIE ROSE

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