Red Light District

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Semen - The Gateway Drug To Insanity?" BUSTED NUTS

Beginning with a colloquium of cock stars, discussing how dumb one has to be to be MISSY MONROE'S boyfriend, they soon prove their point on her. Any girl that likes double vaginal is going to be shared pretty often. When her boyfriend drops in on the four guy takedown, it is porn-perfectly timed, right after she swallowed all of the evidence of her sluttery. But the dupe's going to be tasting man-ass when he kisses her. He is clearly mentally defective to believe her ruse, that she only does girl-girl.

TEAGAN PRESLEY, WITH TOE IN MOUTH, WITNESSES THE MAKING OF A GAY MAN

In fact, everyone involved with this movie seems to have more than just the spermaholism screw loose, and I love it. Take, for example, TIANNA LYNN's performance. She screams like a psycho, and squirts so much, that they have to cut several times to wipe off the lens. Nothing says extreme porn like a splattered lens, but they're too anal retentive to just leave it.

CHIQUITA LOPEZ, borderline mongoloid, gets her sperm fix from three cocks, and lithium taker TEAGAN PRESLEY sluggishly milks her drug of choice from two. In the last scene, masochist MELISSA LAUREN is deluded into an arrangement where she pays the rent for her closet in JOHN STRONG's house by fucking him and MICHAEL STEFANO, with the lobotomized TYLA WYNN alongside. Melissa explains, as the credits roll, how getting repeatedly slapped is mere foreplay to her, since she likes getting punched around in the sack.

This movie is perfect for the student of aberrant psychology, those who don't mind seeing open sores on ERIK EVERHARD's ass getting licked (the editor is a sadist), and fans of squirting. For me, I had to take half a nut off for the aforementioned camerawork, and how, in the behind-the-scenes chapter, Michael Stefano discusses his rates for doing a scene without a woman. -- JIMMY THE G

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