Vivid

Rating: TWO & A HALF "If You Get It For ONE Reason Than It Is EASY To Like It" BUSTED NUTS

OK. We ALLLLL know Vivid largely sucks and so to be the first fishwrap hack to say that this HOUR proves nothing and we'd not bore the fuck out of you with this if not for the fact that we got this vid in the full blush and bloom of the knowledge that Vivid is no good but we disregarded this because of one ho and one ho only: LETHA WEAPONS.

LETHA? YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT.

Jesus. She of the mountainous protuberances. She of the face that always reminds me of what STEVE ALBINI once said about PJ HARVEY ("the best looking ugly girl I've ever known"). She of the Hustler Party Christmas party where she showed up with RON JEREMY and helped herself to copious amounts of blow offa my fucking yule log in the men's room bathroom.

Yeah, she was great.

And if I gotta sit through Vivid saltpeter to get to shots of my fucking former fuck cushion, well then I will. Oh yeahhhhhh. I will.

Add to that the whole BARELY NINETEEN deal and my being transported back to the last barely 19 year old I fucked who wasn't Letha. Well, oooo, yeah, she wore a micro-mini sundress and knee high socks and well I...a-hem. Look, suffice it to say that while this video wasn't good, it was goddamned good ENOUGH. -- VINNIE ROSE

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