Platinum X Pictures

Rating: THREE & A HALF "True Calling" BUSTED NUTS

In your high school year book, were you ever voted to be “most likely to...”? Next to KERI SABLE's picture, it undoubtedly said she was most likely to be an on-screen, coconut-loving star of the first order. Everyone must have known it, what with stories about her accepting a dare to suck a guy’s dick in the woods while two other guys watched. See, it was a moot point.

Our purposes in life should all be made so clear and worry-free....

KERI SABLE, APPARENTLY QUITE FAMILIAR WITH THE ROUTINE

Meanwhile, KAT is, like, the flavor du jour. Seriously, two out of three pornos that we’ve been getting lately have got her in them, and half of those have got her ON them. She’s on box covers as frequently as Muhammad Ali was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. And why not? The fine melange of braces and unrepentant ass-fuckery make for a very attractive package.

Also featuring NIKKI LAUREN, who would be our pick as the dream groupie for our budding music band projects, SATIVA ROSE's magical breasts, and poor breathing technique courtesy of MICHAEL STEFANO. Not too bad. -- STEELY ROB

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