Video Team

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Chuuuuuupaaaa Like A Chalupa" BUSTED NUTS

The girls in MAMACITAS #5 really suck. And we mean that with the greatest possible admiration. All six of the hot Latin bitches on hand here suck cock like they’d earned an advanced degree in it. Like someone was going to steal their fucking lunch. Like only good catholic girls trying to stave off their imminent deflowering can suck: with great vim and vigor.

SPANISH JEWS, DAVID LEE, SPINOZA, AVY LEE ROTH. FILL IN PUNCHLINE. LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY. KICK DOG. CALL IT A DAY.

You see there was once a time when sucking cock was a great mystery. High school girls who were very fast mastered it stumblingly but it still held the taint of taboo and so when you saw some beauty with a mouthful of manmeat well it inspired awe of some sort.

But then we all got jaded.

I mean it was cocksucking but it wasn't really cocksucking until SOMEbody was gagging and spitting and slobbering all over the place. And then when it was really cocksucking well it took us a hot minute of that to get totally jaded by that. So the fact that this has le sucking cocque in it for any significant period of time at all and has held our interest is a horn's up endorsement of its horn's-up-endorseability.

And if there’s a scene to skip straight to, it’s the one with KAT, who’s thankfully been turning up a lot lately in porns. Kat’s billed as being Mexican, but she’s got the look and charm of an Asian fuck doll, and she’s the only trooper taking it in the pooper. For those about to collapse in prolapse, we salute you! -- STEELY ROB

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