Typhoon

Rating: TWO & A HALF "Save The Women, Shoot The Men" BUSTED NUTS

THE GREAT ASIAN BEAVER JAMBOREE #1. Did I miss this Disney e-ticket extravaganza? I mean was there some sort of chinee chong chong convocation of cooch meeting that I missed out on because I thought it was a meet and greet for lichee nut pickers and shit?

Very goddamned possibly.

DO YOU SEE HOW SAD SHE IS? WHY? WHY DO YOU THINK?

In any case my love of Japanese, Korean, Chinese and Vietnamese women has been well documented. I exclude Filipinos because, well, because they carry knives and can escrima your ass. I also include out Thai women because I secretly believe they're all men who are plotting to make me gay. Outside of these lurkingly paranoiac concerns I love these broads. Love to see them suck, love to see them fuck and even more than that I love to suck and fuck them and any media representation that serves as an active proxy for ME to imagine that's ME doing the sucking and fucking is fine by me.

Which is why this vid screeches to a goddamned tire-smoking halt: I love to see Asian women fuck in direct converse proportion to how little I love to see Asian men fuck them. I know, I know, I know you think it's because of that small cockitude racist bullshit, which is completely fucking true if you've ever seen Asian condoms and condoms are any accurate indicator, but that's not it: it's like watching brothers and sisters fuck.

I mean I need to see some fucking RACE MIXING. Instead what I get is her small, feline, hairless body rut upon by his small, feline, hairless body. Minus a nutsack I'd be prone to forget who was supposed to be fucking who. And we know where confusion like this is prone to lead?

That's right. Homomoania.

So to successfully watch this you must concentrate with all your earthly powers to replace whoever the HIM is with YOU. Then and only then will this video work for you...leaving you multiply exhausted, spent, and totally jamboreed the fuck out.

Is it worth it? What, you mean watching 20 some-odd Asian bitches getting wick-wacked up by 20 some-odd Asian dudes? Almost. Yeah, almost. -- VINNIE ROSE

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