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Rating: THREE "Say Hello To The Horrific Revelation" BUSTED NUTS

Like the protagonist’s final blood chilling discovery that Soylent Green is in fact people, so was our realization that super slut non-pareil MANDY BRIGHT is most probably a man. Bright had been pulling it off rather well for awhile and through many, many bonings of Olympic proportions she managed to give and give without taking, but we're sending her away (apologies to BARRY MANILOW): because the jig is up here on SEXY EURO GIRLS 2. So you might as well skip over her scene with MELISSA LAUREN, who is pretty hit or miss anyways, although her particular version of French accent is always nice.

IS STEELY ROB CRAZY? OR OUR WE JUST GAY? "MAN"DY BRIGHT NOT HELPING AT ALL

No, sir, head straight to the end to see Steve Holmes “pick up” two Ukranian hos in a park after he “pays” them $200 each for their “underwear.” He makes it reputable by identifying himself as a collector. Oh, a connoisseur?.... Well, then step right into my womb, then, good sir.

So get a load of that scene with ALEXA MAY and her fantabulously titted pal, and then backtrack--carefully, carefully--to see JAQUELIN STONE’s gangbang, and then maybe check out the scene with NICOL, who looks like the poor man’s version of Alexa May.

But under NO circumstances should you linger too long on, you know, that other scene. Unless, of course, you LIKE feeling gay. -- STEELY ROB

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