Platinum X Pictures

Rating: FOUR "The World Ends, Not With A Bang, But With" BUSTED NUTS

At SkullGame, we take great joy in crafting our neohojizms, words that get all pornofied through our distinct linguistic fixations. The anal theme is one that has seen just about every combination in fuck flick titleage, for example: Anal Injury, Anal Takeover, Anal Renaissance, on and on and on. So I feel specially qualified to say, ANALGEDDON PART 2, what the fuck? I don't doubt they realized the irony of a sequel with that title, but that's the only questionable aspect of this video, so I'll let it slide.

LANNY BARBIE DIGGING FOR GOLD. AND FINDING IT.

LANNY BARBIE lives up to her name, with immobile, doll-like features. She's also got a literal clitoral chandelier, which spells dick danger to me. I saw no blood, so I assume the actor got around that tinklebell unscathed.

RENEE PORNERO has a hilarious DP with two of the smallest tools in the business. Weiners are falling out all over the place, since she's a stretched-out veteran, who could use some time off the set to take in some sunshine and exercise. LISA LEE also looks like she's had a dick in her ass for a few too many years.

JAYNA OSO has looks that could launch a third world war, and gets a busted nut for having more bounce per ounce than the rest of these "gaping shitholes with pretty faces," as they are billed on the box cover.

SOPHIA has a double anal that really is war-inna-bunghole. This final scene lives up to the pretense established by the extreme title. Usually, a double anything has the smaller cock acting as a shoehorn or placeholder for the bigger unit. But these two fuckheads are cock-jousting in her ass like it's some kind of cock-jousting competition.

Hey, how's that cock-to-cock friction working for ya?

Good?

This is what they'll be doing when the world ends. -- JIMMY THE G

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