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Rating: THREE & A HALF "Prick Sticking" BUSTED NUTS

I never could get James Bond movies. Especially the ones from the '70s and '80s. When I was a kid, my dad, who speaks a bunch of languages but ironically is the worst communicator I’ve ever known, always had to explain the plots to me. Maybe there’s a correlation....

SANDY STYLE PRE-COCK-IN-MOUTH JUST, YOU KNOW, GETTING THINGS WARMED UP IN A ROMAN PISSOIR

Anyway, don’t ask me about the plot to VOODOO SEX DOLLS. It has something to do vaguely with a guy in a cramped basement sticking pins in dolls. Then he gets laid. It’s one of those plots that makes more sense with the fast forward button pressed.

But the overall low-budgetness of the movie doesn’t get in the way of some pretty damn good sex scenes, and you won’t need my dad to explain to you what’s going on. Cover girl SANDY STYLES'SANDY STYLES’ scene is perhaps the best.

So, if you like big, curvy hips and butt and small tits, she’s your girl. If you like lots of hole swapping fu, this is your vid. If you like James Bondesque plot divagations, this is your vid. If you like visual accompaniment to squeezing a load off into your socks, THIS is your vid. Enjoy.

Note: Wash socks before wearing them. On anything other than your cock. -- STEELY ROB

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