Platinum X Pictures

Rating: FOUR "For All The Wrong Reason" BUSTED NUTS

Sex with feet. Feet with sex. It's not all lame-o fetish here, though. The assfucking is what gets my nuts a-churnin'. Even toes get some ass-to-mouth action in this flick, and that justifies the footwork for me.

CRYSTAL RAY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF TOUGH-ACTING TINACTIN

The 10 sluts gracing the five scenes aren't A-list queens of the industry, but MONICA is sweet enough eye candy. And what this movie lacks in ball-busting beauty is more than compensated for in how foot sex is employed to squeeze every last drop of sleaze from these 'hos.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick any of them, even KIARA ROSE off of my mattress (unless they demand a toe job). There's just a little more quantity than quality. That's NOT a complaint. However, I found some more entertainment value than I usually notice in the noncore parts of the production, like the title sequence and music, and the ludicrous setup to the scene with STEVE HOLMES, KATIN, and CRYSTAL RAY.

And just in case there are some foot freaks out there, I guess I should mention that yes, there's heels, stockings, lots of toe suckin', blah, blah, blah. But all of that sort of fucked with my head as a critic. I mean I started to fancy myself a foot connoisseur:

Oh my, there's a blister...now that's a bony pair on her...ooh, such nails!

Glad I wasn't doing my usual pharmaceutical preparation for viewing this one -- the impression might have lasted. -- JIMMY THE G

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