Red Light District

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "In Wide, Spread-Open Screen" BUSTED NUTS

If there’s ever been a porn series that would deserve IMAX consideration, it would be MIKE JOHN'S POV PERVERT series. Number FOUR in the series keeps the quality high. Like, dude, you’re THERE. And that’s what we like to watch porn for.

CARMEN "HOTDAMN" HAYES IN THE ROLE OF WHOLE LOTTA ROSY.

If VINNIE ROSE is a great man, then a great man once said that he couldn’t get off on watching porn unless he was in it. And here’s the next best thing. So when JASMINE’s ass is getting rocked, doggy style, it’s YOU rocking it. When MISSY MONROE is going on an on about how she can’t live unless she fucks you, it’s right in your eyes she’s looking.

SEMEN EXTRACTION IS NOT TO BE ATTEMPTED BY HOBBYISTS. ONLY SEASONED PROFESSIONALS NEED ATTEMPT THE SERIES OF SOPHISTICATED MANUEVERS NECESSARY TO HAUL AWAY UNWANTED LOADS. HERE, BROOKLYN, DEMONSTRATES A SUCCESSFUL EXTRACTION.

Sincerity against all odds seems to be one of the benchmarks of this series. You, I mean, MIKE JOHN, is not handsome, but the women act as if he were doing THEM a favor. We think you should get this movie. -- STEELY ROB

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