West Coast Productions

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Biotech Is Cockzilla" BUSTED NUTS

The subtitle on the box cover claims this is "an interracial movie." But I have suspicions that MANDINGO is some kind of Frankensteinian experiment escaped from a government facility. His yardage makes it an interstate movie, and if my conspiracy theory is right, an interspecies movie.

LAUREN PHOENIX AFTER HAVING, APPARENTLY, CAUGHT (AND MILKED) A BIG ONE

But see, I expect to see sex taken to extremes in porno. If it's just two fuckers making babies, what's the point of cameras, distribution, and marketing? So I'm not so amazed that the peroxide porn princesses can take it all, vagi- or anally. I tried to get a girl to watch this with me, to get beyond my jaded perspective. But she couldn't stop laughing, both at said proposition, and the hype and action pictures on the box. Not a size queen. To my good fortune.

But the meats and their respective motions are both what make the women in this movie true professionals, for having the guts to take them on. And the sluts, as meat themselves, are nice objet d'jacks, too. SARA is more silicone than flesh up front, but her backside has breaking waves that put the ocean in the motion. To her, MELISSA LAUREN, and ROXANNE HALL, I say, "Take all the black dick you can, but please, lay offa the bleach a little, okay?"

The less blonde, the more fun, for LAUREN PHOENIX, KAYLYNN, and ARIANA JOLLEE. Arianna puts in the most realistic performance with Mandingo, although I don't doubt for a minute the spasmodic agony that Roxanne Hall exhibits with that monster dick in her ass. -- JIMMY THE G

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