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Rating: ONE & A HALF "What Would It Be Like To Make A Porno?" BUSTED NUTS

The music industry and institutes of higher education exposed!

They're just all about gettin' some, and on many levels, that's true. But those worlds don't revolve around amateurish pornographers. Too bad for me and you, but we're always hiring "coeds" here, too. In the interests of full disclosure, I have assessed a few actual sorority girls in my time, and believe that these organizations exist to promote sisterhood, while providing a place for sluttishness to go on undeterred by the concerns of the world outside of the ivory tower.

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Normally, I don't care about what the phony premise is for all the screwdriving. I, in fact, like how baldly it's all cast aside...WHEN THE FUCK IS GOOD! This is more like '80s, see what crap you can put in a shiny box, tape your own mother and call it porn. At least the silent film era style scene titles explain the dialogue I missed, since the sex can only be viewed at fast forward speed to keep me from tuning in to something a little more hardcore, like say Sesame Street.

NYAH NORDOFF might not have endured a C-section, if only she was willing to take some semen into her mouth. UNIQUE and MIRICLE show a little more porn spirit, but none of these sluts really are properly maintained in the shaved beaver department. Finally, the completely JV Team has gained enough experience to call in three escorts for the fourth scene, with two dicks who don't
waste time on intro's, plots, or denouements revealing the apartment-housed "record label" to be a front for the coochie scam that it is. -- JIMMY THE G

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