West Coast Productions

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Oh, How The Fuck Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways" BUSTED NUTS

It’s altogether possible that European girls love brothers, but probably not as much as the brothers love European girls, and definitely not as much as our love for the European girls loving the brothers in this movie. And if pressed, we might ultimately concede that these particular European girls’ love of the coconut supercedes all.

IS YOUR COCK BLACK? DO YOU HAVE 400 EUROS & A SANDWICH? IF SO, PLEASE APPLY FOR WORK AT "MY FINE DESPERATE EURO ASS"

Example of the love: VANESSA, our fave Romanian/Asian mix mutt imaginable, shows up to fuck BRIAN PUMPER in spite of his looking like a clown in a goofy suit made for someone six inches taller than him.

Example of the love, part 2: Ultra babe SABINA doing business with a smile despite how the two doofs in the scene go on and on about each other’s cocks and use thereof.

Example of the love, part 3: SCARLET fucking JUSTIN SLAYER on a rooftop while under an outdoor shower, which only seems to have one knob (the shower, but also Slayer, I guess). Conclusion: cold going.

Yup, that’s what the love of a good woman is: embracing men and all their foibles and idiosyncracies. And quite possibly their rolls of hundred dollar bills. But mostly the bills. -- STEELY ROB

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