Platinum X Pictures

Rating: THREE "Will The Real Baby Please Stand Up?" BUSTED NUTS

If you found yourself being really into the invasion of Kuwait by Iraq, and then the subsequent invasion of Iraq by the United States and Great Britain, then GET OUT YOUR WALLETS!!! Yes, indeed, if you took a class in college about Korean history, or the German intrusions into the soft parts of Poland, and found yourself inexplicably aroused, this is the movie for you.

"WELCOME TO THE SAN FERNANDO MUSEUM OF MODERN ART. MAY I SUCK YOUR COCK?" -- JAMIE BROOKS, PROFESSIONAL GREETER

Because you see, DUAL INVASION is all about the DP. Yes, yes, the ol' Double Penetration or, as the Italians might call it, la doppia penetrazione (I just made that up). One in the ass, one in the grass, the DP takes an extraordinary amount of concentration: for the woman to avoid focusing on the fact that she's an unregenerate whore and for the man to avoid his penis proximity to another man. It is not for amateurs and is probably the ne plus ultra of sexual excesses.

Anyways, it stars MELISSA LAUREN, JAMIE BROOKS, VANILLA SKY, MICHELLE B and MARIE LUV, or, respectively, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby and, uh, Baby, as The Musketeers of Mindlessness through Oxygen Deprivation--JOHN STRONG, MICHAEL STEFANO and ERIK EVERHARD--so succinctly call them.

Like well-choreographed dual-pistoning to the cadence of “baby”? Haven’t you gotten your wallet out yet? -- STEELY ROB

Buy it NOW!