Digital Team

Rating: FOUR "There's A Meth To Her Method" BUSTED NUTS

People scream at baseball players and call them bums when they can’t hit the ball. It’s not easy, you know. It takes tremendous motor skills, not to mention methodical practice over years to achieve those skills.

WE LOOKED IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER STREET SKANK & WE FOUND THIS PICTURE OF MYA MASON. A SKANK. IN THE STREET.

Turns out porn isn’t much different. KAT, our favorite new teen slut, divulges that she needs to keep her ass in shape by having a cock in it every single day. Now THAT’S methodical devotion. And you thought it was a pushover job!

Seriously, now, it’s odd that Kat keeps getting billed as a Mexican slut. I mean, she’s clearly more marketable as an Asian bitch. I know Mexican girls: they’re those fire hydrants with teased hair that make the burritos at unrelated places that all have lighthouses on them. Kat’s got Asian appeal, and I have this funny hunch that her Spanish isn’t all that good, either.

We can’t go without mentioning MYA MASON, either. She’s an exotic, skinny skank who’s blessed with a nice, shapely butt and voracious anal appetite. And if this kinda look is your thing, stick around for the scene with Barbie doll TYRA. Pose her and pull her string. She can say up to eight different phrases. All of them ending with COCONUT. -- STEELY ROB

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