Evil Angel

Rating: FIVE "Well-Played Hand" BUSTED NUTS

I'm glad that the poker trend isn't really exploited by this movie. (It's hard for me to riff off of such a theme - e.g. my rating.) Instead, substance prevails over style, and pricks beat sphincters, (See what I mean? How much more of that can you take?) in five one-on-one scenes.

I'M GOING TO LET IT RIDE. $500 ON KATJA KASSIN & COCONUT OIL...TO WIN!!!

The first scene begins with KATJA KASSIN baking chocolate chip cookies, which is a turn-on bordering on the fetishistical for me and her both.

ZENZA RAGGI, the coq en scene, is more into eating her ass than her cookie, however. Kinda makes me wonder what's in those cookies. But Katja's ass is one that I've always felt dessert could be eaten off of (even out of) anyway.

HALEY PAIGE fluffs herself up in front of a mirror, and if I were her, I'd get hot from that, too. Hell, I'm not her, and this intro works for me. Once again, I prefer the prop machine gun featured in this scene over a precursory poker prelube to anal sex. But this is no sicko rape fantasy, the gun's just a device that establishes more pornoturgical tension than a high stakes table could.

SANDRA ROMAIN and KATRINA KRAVEN up their antes (I don't know how much more of this I can get away with) in praise-worthy performances, as well.

The final scene, with DILLAN LAUREN, is the only one to actually feature a porno version of a poker game. She sees a dollar raise with her ass; of course she loses, and Zenza rakes in the spoils.

I'd have to say that JONNI DARKKO is doing today's youth a service with the bait-and-switch tactic of making a porno that has the thinnest possible connection to its ostensible theme. Why gamble your allowances away on poker, when you could be poking her? -- JIMMY THE G

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