Baby Doll Pictures

Rating: THREE "Embracing Vagiterianism" BUSTED NUTS

Like curing what ails me with Kabbalah water or crossing a pit of burning coals, I’ve gone and done it: I’ve leaped headlong into the abyss of vagiterianism, also known as anal absenteeism, no-touchy-the-cornholeism, and avoid-the-stare-of-the-brown-eyeism.

ALEXIS MALONE'S ASS MOCKING THE VERY FIBER OF STEELY ROB'S BEING

My doctor-imposed fastidiousness has brought me to the anal desert that is the POOL SHARK. Like the stuff that Baby Doll consistently brings us, it’s a nice video, with one of our favorites, LEILA LEI, and one of our soon-to-be favorites, JENAVEVE JOLIE. Teanna would be right up there too if it weren’t for the boob job, as “perfect” as it may be.

GAAHHH! Who am I kidding?!?! Being a vagiterian has turned my mind and libido to mush. The Germans would call me a warm duscherer – a guy that likes hot showers – a wimp. And they’d be right, my God, they'd be right. In my right mind I’d give this movie NO GODDAMN BUSTED NUTS AT ALL.

You know what? Fuck the doctor, fuck L. Ron Hubbard, fuck Madonna, fuck Tony Blair, and fuck the vagiterians. If I’m gonna go out, I’m goin’ out in flames. Anal abstinence, a pox on you. I'm chasing down the blasted cold anal turkey, carving it up and lambasting it. Starting next week, no more Mister Nice guy with the gentle and vanilla porn. I’m back on the ass-loving road to damnation.

Time to start by biting into a double decker slab of double anal... -- STEELY ROB

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