Darkside Entertainment

Rating: THREE "I'm Not Ready For This Jelly" BUSTED NUTS

"THICK GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO" is what it says on the back of the box. If these girls got into porn to find love, what they get is amazement and appreciation of their considerable rumps. I like the ass, but why make an ass movie without anal? Maybe it's hidden in the bonus sections, but I've got my hands full, and will put down neither my pecker, nor my pipe, to pick up the remote.

IN THE THICK OF WHAT??!? OHHHH....I SEEEE....

How much is too much? CHEROKEE is exactly that much. The guy who bones her bemoans the paucity of like-sized booty in California, how pornographers have to recruit "talent" from Texas and Alabama. But CHEROKEE's butt is like two Volkswagen Beetles parked next to each other after a demolition derby.
Neither of the two couches she poses or fucks on look sufficiently upholstered when she's on them.

The third scene, with CINNAMON, is where the booty action heats up. Her cheeks, once set in motion, have their own contagious momentum, with
ripples that transmit over to the couch. I had to make sure it wasn't a
water bed -- no, it's the power of her butt, distorting the fabric of space and time.

The fourth and final scene is a two-doll threeway, booty heaven for sure. Once you get past the interminable interview section, which establishes LEXI as a lesbian (how likely is it to lose one's virginity to TT BOY?), you're treated to a scene that is structured to reassure us that it's only porno. The guy keeps socks and a baseball cap on for as long as possible. When the hat falls off, LEXI puts it on. We get the idea. Jealous, castrating, dykes, it's just a job. -- JIMMY THE G

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