Knock Out Productions

Rating: THREE "Blondie & Dagwood" BUSTED NUTS

I got my score card. And I'm watching for: ball sucking. CHECK. Cock fucking. CHECK. And sperm swallowing. CHECK GODDAMNIT. You see, in regards to my relationships with blonde broads, these are pretty much all of everything I could ever possibly fucking care about. Not international monetary policy. Not neo-post-modernism. Not much outside of the topics of ball sucking (do you?), cock fucking (will you?), and sperm swallowing (are you?).

Nope. You see my interests are highly regional.

ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO

Wait, wait, wait a minute, here. My interests are actually worldly and widely varied. And bespeak of untold depths. And sophisticated fucking sympathies. Here specifically: facial lathering. Now with 16 broads and a running time topping out at 240 minutes of ball sucking, cock fucking, and sperm swallowing I feel it largely safe to say that this vid's failure to emphasize facial lathering in favor of ball sucking is indeed almost a fatal flaw here. And it's downright anti-sperm.

Sure they're both on here. But the fact that facial lathering is not felt to be a sales point and ball sucking is, is, well, just wrong. I, myself, personally, would rather lather some faces with glazes any day of the goddamned week over having someone of uncertain sympathies chugging on a nugget.

But with 240 pummeling minutes of semi-arousing flaxen haired ho's having more goddamned fun ball sucking, cock fucking, and sperm swallowing than should be allowed by law, there's bound to be something here for fans of the aforementioned recreational activities. And there is. Just don't expect it to be sperm-based, face-laced, filmed well or featuring broads who look like they didn't just lose a bet.-- VINNIE ROSE

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