West Coast Productions

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Damn, You Smell Sumthin' Funny?" BUSTED NUTS

HITTIN’ DAT WHITE AZZ! #4 is “1 man’s road trip for ass!”, mirroring the timeless, cross-cultural fable of what Joseph Campbell called the hero’s journey. Except instead of a pure soul looking for the Holy Grail, we’ve got D HEF, the ne plus ultra of skanky mutherfuckers, looking for any and all bitches in the Czech Republic who’ll fuck him on camera for money.

TERA JOY'S WHITE. SHE'S GOT AN AZZ. IS THERE ANY REASON AT ALL THAT WE SHOULD NOT HIT IT?

You couldn’t make a cartoon character any more whimsical than D Hef. And by whimsical, we mean having reached the very pinnacle of whimsy. That is: urkelness. If ANYONE should not parade around in public with a shirt buttoned only at the bottom, it’s this guy.

His body looks like the body of (Insert Favorite Cartoon Avian Here) after it’s been through an Acme bomb explosion and all the feathers have been blown off and are falling around everywhere. The pastiest skin on a black dude, ever, and an ET gut lends itself somehow well to D Hef’s permanent facial expression that someone just laid a nasty fart as the man preempts each of the scenes with a clip of him putzing about Prague like the consummate American idiot.

He is not a handsome man. But I don't need him to be handsome. If I needed him to BE handsome, well, you know, I'd probably not be reviewing this vid.

Regardless, the bitches he fucks are hot. The hottest has got to be BARBARA, who does well getting ass fucked by keeping her eyes shut, no doubt imagining dollar bills jumping, single file, over a picket fence. But D Hef tells her to open her eyes.

Yeah, we won’t/don't have eyes for D Hef, but he’s got eyes for the hotties. Great asses and super tits abound in scenes with JANET, JANE DARLING. One of our favorites, TERA JOY, is here, too. That’s always good. -- STEELY ROB

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