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Rating: FOUR "Down With Brown All Around" BUSTED NUTS

Feeling blue? Take some Paxil. Feeling black? Get this video.

Now THESE are some of the kind of black women we’re into seeing. You know, the WB Network kind. The kind that sort of exist in a blurry media region of the term “black.” Not OPRAH, but not JERRY SPRINGER neither. Maybe more like TYRA than MARIAH.

OR INDIA. MILK CHOCOLATEY NOUGAT GOODNESS. BUT DON'T HIDE THE PUSSY FROM US THOUGH, BABY. WE AIN'T GON' STEAL IT. FOR LONG.

So step right up to one of our favorites, INDIA. This girl is wonderful. Where a lot of black chicks have weird patches of color changes on their bodies from NOT sitting in the sun, India is milk chocolate all the way through, with a firm rack and body. She’s soft spoken and the gem of this and every movie she’s in.

JOCELYN and PERSIA aren’t anything to feel bad about, either. Pretty and curvy, they make a fine tag team.

The surprise scene is the one with STACEY CASH. This girl is so pretty. MICHAEL STEFANO is obviously impressed, too, gauging by how little goddamned sound is coming out of his usually motor mouth.

Down with brown? You will be. -- STEELY ROB

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