Elegant Angel

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Get It? Making A COMEback?" BUSTED NUTS

Coming on tits is making a comeback. The last vestiges of it seemed to have died down in the early '90s, perhaps because of its transparency as a ploy to actually drop loads on the face "by accident." Whether it's increased candor or new millenial honesty or whatever the fuck: it’s on the upswing again. And thankfully, the recipient bosoms on hand for CUM DRENCHED TITS are pretty good overall (no fakers).

MISSY SEZ, "YES. THESE ARE YOU, AND ONLY YOU. WELL AND YOUR LOADS, OF COURSE."

Spunked boobs notwithstanding, the big highlight is MISSY MONROE's squirting -- garden hose-like -- while being ass fucked. It’s a fine contemporary mirror to traditional myths of circularity and life, such as the snake perpetually eating its tail, or the ancient sunwheel. Beauty.

The low light goes to no less than FOUR dudes getting into a hot tub with terminally gorgeous PANDORA DREAMS and nary a cock getting anywhere near regions below the equator. Weak.

But TIARA LYNN, whom we would eat with a spoon, gushes the bad taste away. And dig the glasses. -- STEELY ROB

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