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Rating: FIVE "How Many Loads Are Too Many Loads?" BUSTED NUTS

RECIPE FOR COCONUT SOUFFLE

Take three girls. Yup. A triumvirate. A troika. A trio.

And mix in 45 loads blown all over the goddamned place.

Whip into a frothy mixture of coconut oil, adding in yours. Repeat as necessary.

Let steep.

COME ONE, COME ALL...TO THE GRAND OPENING OF DILLAN LAUREN'S MOUTH!!!

This certainly seems like a goddamned winning recipe to me. You see, BAKER'S DOZEN was the westernized merging of boy-girl porn and Japanese bukkake. Each scene is a one-on-one fuck fiesta that finishes with a messy facial and then quickly adjourns to the backyard where each and every one of the fuck pigs gets their face plastered by no fewer than 14 loads a piece.

Featuring very sexy DILLAN LAUREN, Sophia and ALICIA RHODES egging on each and every one of the 45 eggnogging sperm donors, this movie is a must see for any one of you fans of the bukkake videos who could just never get past the whole, degradation aspect of it. These bitches are in total control of the load-blowing action and seem to love every minute of it.

Yet another one of BRANDON's that had me coming for the wine but staying for the cheese.

Whatever the fuck that means. -- ITALIAN SAL

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