Evil Angel

Rating: ONE "...I Never Want To Go To Brazil" BUSTED NUTS or
Rating: FIVE "...Brazil, Here I Fucking Come!" BUSTED NUTS

JOEY SILVERA must be one busy guy, this being the 23rd outing of his ROGUE ADVENTURES and clocking up at least 17 of his SERVICE ANIMALS flicks. The middle-aged, bespectacled online gamer must barely take breath in-between filming sluts and scouring the Internet for the beloved Star Wars figures he collects. What a guy!

Here Joey brings you, his fans, a slice of truly gruesome men with tits 'n' dirty fuckin' chicks. I can't say I care for the term "chicks with dicks" as, let's face it, it's WHOLLY inaccurate. These are men with tits. Big hands, funny voices, bad make up and worse fake tits. There is simply no escaping this. All of the MWT in this video totally and utterly fail at femininity, which may or may not be the point. I just can't watch this and want to bust nuts. I end up sitting there, trousers around ankles, just watching the fucking, the same way I watch Plastic Surgery LIVE. With morbid curiosity.

IN A CLASSIC SKULLGAME BAIT & SWITCH TACTIC WE SHOW YOU ARIANA JOLLEE GETTING REAMED AS SHE DOES IN THIS FLICK. BUT WHAT WE DON'T SHOW YOU IS THE 240 MINUTES OF HOT MAN-ON-CHICK-WITH-DICK ACTION THAT PRECEDES THIS MOMENT. AND SUDDENLY...YOU'RE GAY!!!

Sure, some of the chicks are hot, the proper chicks that is. AVY LEE ROTH is great, as is ARIANA JOLLEE. Ariana does some olympian squirting, repeatedly. All of this is completely ruined by the fact they are getting boned by a hairless drag queen, who looks EXACTLY like Pamela Anderson's Grandma. Not Good.

As you can probably guess, this is not my bag. For those of you who do like this stuff, I really can't see how you could not like this. Anal, DP, bad make up, oral, stubble, it's all there, boss. Plus the title menu has some pounding uber-nazi-techno-rock music somewhat like RAMMSTEIN, which I'm sure Joey fans will want to listen to again and again. And again. -- ENGLISH BOB

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