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Rating: FOUR "Weebles Wobble...And They Suck Cock Too" BUSTED NUTS

It seems like ages ago. I don't even remember the year. But I do remember the fucking place: MARKET ST. CINEMA in San Francisco and it was Thanksgiving. You see I had decided, in a burst of self-loathing, to avoid all friends and family and go to the fuck WHERE MY PEOPLE WERE...to, you know, give THANKS. Which is where I found myself on just another Thursday withOUT Turkey. Me and like 30 Chinese guys.

IN THIS CORNER, INSANE SLUT #1: WENDY "MY TITS ARE MADE FOR GLAZING" WHOPPERS

And I was sitting in the red, cum-stained carpeted vestibule with WENDY WHOPPERS on my lap and her suitcase pimp was snapping off a Polaroid in which you'd see, if I could still find it, a vaguely uncomfortable, crazily cantilevered slut on the lap of a grinning Guinea.

That slut was stacked in only the way that a girl with an insane Mexican plastic surgeon could be stacked. Tits that consumed 75 percent of her fucking body weight. Pnematic and heaving in my hands. She was the way I fucking LIKED them in 1989: a delivery vehicle for ta-tas and twat.

In any case here she is in something that amounts to vintage and she's with LISA LIPPS, who you can currently fuck the shit out of if you have about $1500 (SkullGame is accepting inquiries now: Vinnie@skullgame.com). For you young cugini it should be fucking said that the title design that super-emphasizes LISA & WENDY plays on the lesbos of the same name that used to play in PRINCE's band.

AND IN THIS CORNER, INSANE SLUT #2: LISA "CUM ON MY CHIN FOR A GRAND & CHANGE" LIPPS

Anyways, they team up these two tons of tits for some sort of ultimate challenge where they suck and fuck cock that never even stood a chance.

Is it good? Hells yeah. Like an old favorite and much-beloved jiz sock. Who wins? Why you do, you fucking mook, you do. -- VINNIE ROSE

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