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Rating: TWO "Jews In The Fire" BUSTED NUTS

Achtung! Velcome to my first review for das website – SkullGame. Don’t be alarmed American fascists, Heinrich and zee Fourth Reich are still on track, I just need to pay zee vrent vright now, so dat iz vhy I am vriting zee stupid reviews.

SHHH...THE BLACK BOTTOMED BEAVER NAMED PRECIOUS IS SHY & WILL RUN WHEN PROVOKED

Anyvay, vhen the people from SkullGame gave me zhis first video, I was thinking they made a mistake. I thought maybe they gave me von of those animal planet shows, like on zee Discovery Channel. But after watching zee DVD for about 20 minutes, I vealized that dez vere dee human beings! Sub–species, of course.

I almost threw up meine sauerkraut vhen watching dees fat, black women attempting to vepropuce more crack babies to fill our prisons, streets and alleyvays. I mean, the vorld is vunning low on Colt 45 malt liquor, yay?

I vas more shocked to learn dat these things vere making sounds that was supposdiny zee language of English. I myself am trying to learn zee English langauge, but afrer vatching dis tape, my English got vorse.

Two of the actress’ vere named PERSIA and EGYPT. I am so sure dat zere drug addict mothers just opened zere 3rd grade vorld history books and found zee most important vords they could find and named zere baby daughters zem. I am sure if I vatch more of zee BOOTY TALK series, I vill probably encounter actresses named GREECE, ROME, BABYLON, MAYAN…oh vait…how bout this….HEBREW??!?…Hahahaha….zat vould be zee ultimate sub-species name…..a mud-woman named Hebrew!!!

Anyway, zee only redeeming quality of this nature video zas is zee actor MR. MARCUS. Though is zee black too, something…about his, um, ability as a thespian, left me vanting to see more of his manly manlikedness. Und Schwanze. Or vat you call ze Sauerbraten. I veally like vhen he ez doing von of zee mud women and he looks at zee camera, knowing vee are really watching him…..yay.

Heil Schwarzenegger!!! --HEINRICH BIMMLER

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