West Coast Productions

Rating: THREE "Tilt Your Cup Up" BUSTED NUTS

Frosted LUCKY CHARMS: It's ASSLICIOUSLY DELICIOUS.

ADORA? I FUCKING LOVE HER...

OK. Dig. A 19-year old ho named MO' WHETT? Bitch named after a fucking alcoholic beverage. Damn. What will they think of next? I, myself, am waiting for her sister Pink Champale because if she's anything like the drink, and I suspect she might be, she's guaranteed to leave you broke, lonely and without pants or a wallet in the front seat of your LTD.

But that ain't the point. The point here is if West Coast actually gave they ho's first and last names they might develop some goddamned talent here. Because talent is on motherfucking parade here in their asshole-having glory. Rock 'em, sock 'em Black ho's so ho-tastic that my antenna arm starts twitching like I'm at a Greyhound station.

Jesus, baby. Jesus. Can I get a goddamned witness? -- CORNHOLIO

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