Evil Angel

Rating: FOUR "Milk: It Does A Body Good" BUSTED NUTS

Come on back, now. C'mon. It's OK. Take it easy. Now I know it’s a scary title on this DVD. But rest assured, Christoph Clark has not gone tranny on us and he does not have a slit. I don’t think THE FLYING DUTCHMAN himself would want to see that one. I mean if it did exist. But it doesn't. Leastways not in this vid.

THEY WENT TO SILVIA LANCOME'S ASS & ALL I GOT WAS THIS HARD-ON

Nope, it’s just good old-fashioned porn the way the goddamned Lord intended it to be. So vote for this one on the basis of solid moral values.

But you know what? CHRISTOPH’S EURO SLIT has got something even a grizzled old veteran hasn’t seen before: Squirting boobies. Maybe we ought to get THE DOCTOR to explain this one, but I thought only women in or around pregnancy could lactate. No big belly here and no stretch marks at all. Ok, so it’s a bit of a gimmick turn on, but, hey! Our recently discovered fetish for women who shoot stuff out of their bodies is satiated in a way we didn’t expect.

Isn’t motherhood a sound moral value?

Goddamned right it is. As is fine Euro sluts who take it in the ass. LILIANE TIGER might be one of our patron saintesses here at the Metal Wing of Casa Skull, if only she had given even a modicum of thought to the shitty tattoos she’s got on her body. But her ass is built for fucking, and that’s just what it does. -- STEELY ROB

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