Afrocentric

Rating: TWO "Is That All There Is?" BUSTED NUTS

Says right there on the lid, "An Ass is a Terrible Thing to Waste" and y'know what? Not only is that fucking poetry, you'd think the peeps who put them fightin' words on the cover would believe it, too. You'd think that and you'd be wrong.

Wrong like latex on a fat bitch.

Just three chicks in this movie. MONE DIVINE and FANTASY, whose asses go to tragic, unfathomable waste. Go figure. And FRANKIE LARUE, whose ass does get used, but whose drag queenesque porn name seems suspiciously appropriate.

FRANKIE LARUE: DOESN'T SHE OR DOESN'T HE? ONLY HER/HIS COCK KNOWS

When I reviewed the much superior and worth-buying FEELIN' BLACK #2 many months back, I said I'd never boned a black chick and, y'know, that'd be something to do. Can now report that I have boned a black chick (a nurse from Vegas with braided hair, big tits, shaved cunt). It's like by writing
it, I willed it to happen. Sorta like KEVIN COSTNER and his baseball field.

Except without KEVIN COSTNER, a field, and anything to do with baseball.

And with a chick who said "I don't mind anal" when I accidentally (I swear!) touched her bunghole with my knob.

So just for the record, I'd like to state that I've never had sex with three chicks at once and, y'know, that'd be something to do. -- MR. XTRA

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