Platinum X Pictures

Rating: THREE "Curse You, Short Straw" BUSTED NUTS

Sometimes you wonder at the logistics of the goings on behind the scenes of a porn movie. Like, what decides who gets to fuck what chick? Maybe it’s as simple as drawing straws. Either that or arm wrestling. Or maybe you get paid more to fuck the uglier girls. Whatever the method, the straw was pretty short, or the check was pretty big, for the dude who “got” to do ARIA.

JAYNA OSO WINNING THE COCK-SUCKING SWEEPSTAKES

We’ve been down (and not that way) on poor Aria a few times before. Hey, she might be a lovely person, but not one of us here at Casa Skull ever wants to see her naked again. I mean she's not BRIJAYE LOVE-esque but you get what we mean.

Meanwhile, the guys with stronger biceps and smaller drug budget were treated to a good dose of Vitamin P with INDIA and JAYNA OSO. India, in particular, may be one of, if not the hottest black pornstress out there, and seeing her take it in the ass is a pretty damn good reason to buy this movie.

So let's recap: a few hot broads, licking lots o' ass, having lots of ass licked and a great title?

Did I miss anything? I don't think so. -- STEELY ROB

Buy it NOW!