Red Light District

Rating: FOUR "And The Oscar Goes...Right Up Missy Monroe's Stink" BUSTED NUTS

They go with a D.P. theme here that makes for easily memorized dialogue. Every one of the sluts has a chance at stardom, delivering the soon-to-be classic line,

"I want one in my pink, and one in my stink!"

LUCI THAI ON THE STINKING WAY TO PINK

The first scene makes this pattern obvious, as MISSY MONROE won't shut up. An incurable talkaholic, she also claims to be a sexaholic. This is evident in how she won't even stop fucking to go to the bathroom -- oh wait, sorry, I mean she "squirts" -- a lot. And does she have something against working with a black dude? If so, it's barely concealed by how much she pees -- I mean "squirts" -- on his dick, and how she loves to taste her ass on a black tool. And I don't mean a shovel. That is, a spade. Which is a hoe of a different color.

But the encouragement to "suck black cock" relieves the repetition of the phrase for which this flick is named. And her voluminous gash easily accommodates a racially integrated mixture of cockflesh, even uniting the two dicks which, before, were segregated to different orifices.

Skip the next two equally used up, but less amusing, sluts to check out fleshy CHELSEA, cute as a button, and seemingly as intelligent. Her squealing vocal delivery makes the title phrase sound wholesome and fun for kids of legal age. LUCI THAI has a similar girlish voice, and the standing D.P. she gets lets us know that these porn cocks are working hard to earn their pay. -- JIMMY THE G

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