Red Light District

Rating: TWO "110% Monotony" BUSTED NUTS

Where did they go wrong? Eight hot girls with big tits getting fucked every which way it might be possible to fuck them. Sounds like at least three or four busted nuts, right?

Right? Right?

THERE ARE, HOWEVER, TIMES WHEN WATCHING PORN JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO BURN THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN. THIS, IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

Well, put it this way, my hand was sore after this one, alright. But not from fucking the fist. Noooo. It was from constantly pressing the FFWD button.

How the fuck did this happen?!?!

Easy: this film contains an overabundance of shit we have all seen a million fucking times since 1987. I could almost hear the director saying, “All right, you read the script, he eats your pussy, you suck his dick, then doggystyle, anal, and finally, he’ll nut on your face. Do not deviate!!” I found myself wishing they would put a midget, a monkey in a tuxedo or a bearded lady in there just to shake things up a bit.

Agreed: VERONICA VANOZA is hot as shit, and she does a decent enough job. I also kind of enjoyed MANDY and MISTY, but overall, I found myself bored and somewhat limp through most of this one.

AND I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!! -- RAYMOND J. JUSTIN JONES, JR.

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