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Rating: THREE & A HALF "Enemas For All My Friends!!!" BUSTED NUTS

This is another one of ERIK EVERHARD's proctological forays into exploring what has been decidedly termed by STEVEN HAWKING as The Black Hole Theory.

How deep does it go, Bro??

I want to answer this in the fashion that R. CRUMB asks others:

HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?

Answer: PRETTY FUCKING BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So: PRETTY FUCKING DEEP!!!!!!

Our valiant troupe of intestine humpers is topped off by TEAGAN who provides the best service of cock sucking by ass fucking of the bunch. This gal truly has the COCK SUCKING ASSHOLE THAT WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR! Teagan can suck the chrome off of Arnold's Hummer with a quick lick from her ass-styled cockhugger.

"IS THAT A COCK?!?!" TEAGAN PRESLEY ACTUALLY MANAGES TO SEEM SURPRISED FOR LIKE ONE SECOND

Reeeaaallll plumbing in action. Sort of makes ya wanna put your foot in it to see if the ankle will disappear, ya know??

LAUREN PHOENIX, TYLA (cool name!) and Natalia are all able capable man chowder plumbers by ass action. LILIANE has a look on her face that tells you that she has been doing this in public bathrooms since 4th grade. Still hungry Still horny. YOU GO GIRL!!!

One downside though is that our Hero: Erik Everhard, films it all, himself being the fucker and the filmer. One has to live with that basic film angle and tolerate his large dick that forgot to grow a sufficiently symmetrical head. Ya know: a fat sausage with a small triangular plum on top. Pachanga says: Viva la Cock Sucking Assholes! -- PACHANGA

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