Diabolic

Rating: FIVE "Stains On The Ottoman" BUSTED NUTS

Throughout their scene together, JADA FIRE, who's black, shouts "Fuck my Asian pussy!" And ASIA, who's Asian, yelps "Fuck my black pussy!" And whilst this, ahh, "comedy" detracts from the eroticism, it certainly adds to the entertainment.

And this movie's more entertaining than a delicately told suicide joke.

MELISSA LAUREN SEARCHING FOR A HANDBASKET

It's possible CHICO WANG, the director of this DVD, will get a call from HOWARD STERN asking for his sense of humor back, but until then, it's fun to
hear these chicks being tormented with goofy questions. Ergo, the behind-the-scenes shit is excellent.

Less excellent is ol' beatnik BRIAN SUREWOOD running out of puff when screwing LILY THAI. Right before she was about to squirt. Apart from that, the action is hotter than the oven in that MARVIN GAYE song (y'know, the one that goes "hot like an oven").

STACI THORN, MELISSA LAUREN, LUCY THAI, NAUTICA THORN, and LANI LEI complete the cast, and all up, it's that rarest alignment of the porno planets:

1. Every scene has stuff to jack to.
2. Every bitch is hot like an oven. Maybe the same one SYLVIA PLATH stuck her head into.
3. I'd like to blow a load in ASIA'S hair.

The "rough sex" in the MELISSA LAUREN scene verges on the brutal courtesy of
JOEL LAWRENCE and man-troll, TONY T, and all involved are surely going
straight to Hell. But she seems to dig it. And so do I. -- MR.
XTRA

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