Red Light District

Rating: THREE "Are You Gonna Eat That? No, Seriously, Cause If You Ain't..." BUSTED NUTS

If you ever say to yourself, "What the world needs now is...a little more SNOWBALLING," then CUM SWAPPING SLUTS #7 is just the movie for you.

165 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT: EVA ANGELINA, EVER MINDFUL OF THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS FACING FACIALISTS THESE DAYS, GOGGLES UP.

Red Light District Video has kicked out a vid where two girls tag team a cock and then decide to practice a basic rule you learned in preschool. "It's good to share with your friends." Especially, apparently, when it's man juice. One rule they neglected to practice, however, was, "don't play with your food."

And so it goes that this debauchery starts off with two blondes named KIMBERLY KANE and NOMI. Besides sharing the belly jelly, and a cock, I'd suggest, as a side note, that they should also share a fucking toothbrush. It kills the moment when the bitch has yellow, crusty teeth. They fuck and suck and at the end the guy busts a nut in Nomi's mouth and she spits it into Kimberly Kane's mouth. And that's basically the movie's premise: Fuck, suck, share the joy jam.

Question: Who taught ALEX DEVINE to give head?

She is one of those girls that think men actually enjoy having teeth scraped across their Johnson. It was painful to watch her teeth go up and down that poor dude's cock and her friend wasn't much better at head. In fact it was some of the worst on-screen head I've ever seen with the exception of some barnyard porn.

The last scene happens to feature the cutie EVA ANGELINA with her glasses, or "safety goggles," as they call them in the facial biz.

Don't forget safety first!

She is a woman that knows how to work a cock. It was great watching her work her magic except for when she swaps the cum with friend TEAGAN. At first I was excited to watch two hot chicks share splooge but after actually seeing it, it's disgusting. I guess if it were my splooge it would be cool, but since it's not, it sucked. So if you watch those nature shows where the mama bird regurgitates worm guts into the baby bird's mouth and you get turned on? Well, then this is just the movie for you. -- NIXY

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