Sleazy Sluts Video

Rating: FIVE "Sausage In A Roll: The Polite Man's Choice" BUSTED NUTS

CUM COVERED TITS. You say some shit like that and nobody asks, "what?" I mean what the fuck else COULD you have said? I mean dig this:

"Shrimp?"
"Need a ride?"
"Cum Covered Tits?"

You see what the fuck we mean?

TRINITY LOREN & TITS THAT CRY OUT FOR THE COCONUT

This wonderfully quaint anachronism has gone by the gonzo wayside and I can't believe that I'm the only one out there who when a chick says to me, "cum on my tits," laughs and thinks, "yeah. Especially if by tits you mean FACE."

You see this flick is a relic of the quaint '90s when if you popped cork and shook the fucking bubbly on your broad's boobs, you felt like you were pulling shit from the Pro Player Book. At this point this is about as quaint as a handjob, another bygone relic of a quieter time.

Did I mention I just got a handjob from this fine-ass Black broad? Coincidentally, she carefully jerked me ON her bosom maximus. Man, it was good. But I digress.

What makes this movie THE SHIT is the sheer profundity of it being packed balls to walls with tits that just scream out for load after load after load: these mostly belonging to dear departed tit queen TRINITY LOREN. And the hosemaster in many cases here is none other than PETER NORTH. Throw in the mammy from Miami BUSTY BELLE....and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I LOVE THIS HO. Oh. I'm sorry. Mix in LYNN LE MAY and CHESSIE MOORE and you have VINNIE ROSE in a state of near exhaustion, crank withered, eyes burning, stinging, and redemption permanently beyond reach.

Yeah. It was that good. Resist your urge to see two dicks plunging into one asshole for just long enough to let the naughty '90s catch the fuck up to you and this you will dig. And now if you excuse me.... -- VINNIE ROSE

Buy it NOW!