Elegant Angel
Rating: FIVE "Mick Who? BLUE! Oh, Blue." BUSTED NUTS
I think they put GHB in the lube. There is house music blasting, greased up, fine-ass bitches and some odd-looking cat wearing a hard hat, goggles and a poncho. And who’s wearing the world-renowned blue poncho, a piece of clothing no less ubiquitous than the yellow jersey from the Tour de France? None other than: TONY T. (That's T. As in MR. Not Tedeschi.)
GET YOUR FUCKING HOT DOGS, HEREEE!!! VICKY VETTE'S TRIP TO YANKEE STADIUM ENDS PREDICTABLY. FOR A BOSOX FAN.
All oiled up with five places to go, Tony T. really has his hands full, literally, with these fucking bubble butts. Wearing a poncho, goggles and an erection, Tony treats us to his best impression of TONY MONTANA. Saying shit like, “Say hello to my little friend,” Tony alternates between rubbing the cunt's big ass and squirting it with a super soaker filled with what looks like lube, possibly Astro Glide. Possibly mickied with GHB. Perhaps not.
And Tony, being much more mean-spirited and consequently to our liking, than the original wearer of the poncho, MICK BLUE, brings a bit more hardcore to the scenes, with a bit less buffoonery to boot. Poncho, goggles and hard hat aside. Not that there is any LACK of buffoonery, quite the opposite. Tony just seems to enjoy tossing a pussy a hard fuck a bit more than the, unemployed since BIG WET ASSES #1, Mick Blue.
To conclude, the Big Wet Asses trilogy, like Macbeth, takes on a different flavor and feel depending on who the poncho sporting Macbeth is. So whether it be the clown punching, dildo-gun squirting Teutonic Mick Blue, or Scarface quoting stuffed chipmunk mask wearing Tony T., you are guaranteed a good time reminiscent of Sigmund and the Sea Monster. Or for that matter Puff the Magic Dragon. Only instead of thinly veiled narcotic references, BIG WET ASSES and BIG WET ASSES #3 has completely in your face fucking and sucking that may in fact wear the actual skin off your dick.
Featuring MIA BANG, VICKY VETTE and the very cute big and natural tittied CHLOE DIOR. -- ITALIAN SAL
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