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A COUPLE'S film if we ever saw one!
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12.13.10
GLAZED & CONFUSED #3: TEENY POPPERS

Elegant Angel

Rating: TWO "You Shall Not Pass!" BUSTED NUTS


Much like anyone with a cock, I like blowjobs. But I prefer fucking. Yeah, call me old-fashioned. So I find these blowjob-ONLY movies a little too narrow-focus. It's like they get to 2nd gear and get stuck there. And if you're stuck in 2nd, well, you'll only travel so far before jerking to a screeching halt.

But let's look for positives. And I don't mean dudes with STDs.

Director WILLIAM H. is an art fag. Effort has gone into the art direction. Several scenes are visually striking in a Frodo-walking-into-Mordor kind of way. You won't bust a nut but you can say the cinematography is groovy. Which's a lot
like saying you're gay.

What else?

The girls here are festooned with pigtails, knee socks, and lollipops. Think MAX HARDCORE'S schoolyard perversion minus the cowboy hat and fake cumshots.

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AVA DEVINE GOING GLAZY FOR GOO

The best scene is the bonus one. It has boning. AVA DEVINE gets a double anal and talks dirty ("Fuck me, you Hungarian pig"). This's a great, great, fucking great nut-busting scene. And it's from another movie: GONZOMANIA #2. I suspect you're better off going straight there.

Unless you only pop to blowjobs.--MR. XTRA

Buy it NOW!


 


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