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Rating: THREE & A HALF "Bigger Than A Breadbasket But Smaller Than Her IQ" BUSTED NUTS

WENDY GODDAMN WHOPPERS.

HOME OF THE FUCKING WHOPPER

Man, oh man, I remember it well.

It was Thanksgiving and because I was in the goddamned mood for giving thanks to alla my bitches I went on over to my local ho' stop, that being Market Street Cinema, just to, you know, thank the lord I got the ho's I got. So's there I am with some of my bitches and who comes toddling along but WENDY WHOPPERS.

Girl got titties on her like ass on an ape.

I mean those fucking mammoth fake shits that was all the rage back in the 9-0s. Anyways here she come looking like a fucking weeble and I gave her the high sign and she came over and sat on CORN's lap and the rest is fucking fucking history.

Now I know that she got the knock of being not quite as smart as some of the other girls out there. Not quite as stable as CHASEY LAIN, nor as personable as STEPHANIE SWIFT, Wendy WAS her own goddamned woman goddamn it. Her own 44DD woman with jugs bigger than small garbage cans. I watch this for ol' times' sake sometimes. This, a jug of wine cooler, and some MC Hammer on the stereo. Shit. It don't get much better than that.--CORNHOLIO

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