Pleasure

Rating: TWO "What The Janitor Saw" BUSTED NUTS

In the "olden" days dudes would be retiring to the toilet with Sears catalogs and line drawings of broads in bras. This early primitivism gave way to a neo-primitivism: dudes seeing "nature" films to fully appreciate the plight of the unbound Ubangi tit. From here for all but the special few there was BETTY GRABLE, AVA GARDNER, ROSALIND RUSSELL and a host of other scantily clad movie stars who did nothing but smile and show a little leg. Which accounts for why everyone was GAY back then.

That is, everyone except for the few, the felonious, the blackmailers who were making the kind of shit that appears on this DVD.

AND JUST THINK: THIS WAS ONE OF THE FEW GUYS GETTING LAID. THANK GOD, THIS IS THE NEW MILLENIUM

SEE women who are most assuredly, presently all dead, giving head to men who in all likelihood are now crapping in diapers. THRILL to hairpie thick enough to house a herd of syphilitic crab lice. CHILL to dipsomaniacs, nymphomaniacs and just plain maniacs with easy access to huge ol' box cameras getting it on--especially if "by getting it on" you mean stiffly fucking in a way that recalls nothing if not, well, yeah, I'll say it, Sears catalogs.

Now I'm sure in Human Sexuality classes all over America there are 18-year-olds watching shit like this and feeling all edgy. Or artists out there that are feeling smugly ironic. Or pornheads who are just feeling like they might discover new thrills in old perversions.

Whatever.

Shit like this will make you gay...as proven by the fact that my cock is being gobbled by none other than DAVE DIETRICH as of this writing. Heyyyy....I was just joking about my cock being sucked by a dude, you know. I mean while, in fact, DAVE DIETRICH IS a cocksucker, he presently is not sucking MY cock. He's probably off sucking some old guy's cock. Some old guy who might like this flick. Some old guy who was IN this flick.--VINNIE ROSE

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